The Day I Was Born

Oh, this day, this day was one of the best days in my life. You know, from what I can remember. Okay, who are we kidding here? I do not remember this day in the least. If you really want to know the truth, my parents could have just stuck with the whole, "Stork brought you" bit and I'd be none the wiser. They didn't. I still don't remember anything.